I break things...

Last wednsday I was driving home from work, and on the way up the hill, I seized my truck. Come to find out, I blew the head gasket, burnt a valve, and cracked the block. (I still owe 5K on this damn thing.) So I borrow my moms hippie van for a few days until I can get the money together to buy a new car. The second day I had it, I went to get into it, and it has a blown head gasket! Two cars in two days! My luck is great! So I find a great deal on a little car, it runs great, the next day I go to change the title over, and two minutes after I put the new plates on it, the car starts to steam! I know, from previous experience that the smell is engine coolant. Yep,, car number three in one week. So it's in the shop, I did talk the previous owner into paying for it, but it still makes me wonder. WTF? My friends all have a theory about me and the cars I've blown up this week. My sister even gave me a new Super Hero name! Anti-Auto Girl! Sweet! I'm not allowed to drive any of my friends cars until my car burning chapter has ended. My other friend sent me this CD, I'm not usually a huge country fan, but I thought you would all get a kick out of this one.

Artist/Band: Jo ErikaLyrics for Song:
I Break Things
Lyrics for Album: Erika Jo

I broke most of Mama’s dishes
She banned me from the kitchen
when I was a kidI tore Daddy’s truck to pieces
Left it in a heap that no mechanic could fix
You don’t believe me I can see you laughin’
But trust me I’m an accident waiting here to happen

[CHORUS]
Cause I break things
Anything I touchI just get around and then I’m bound to tear ‘em up
Yeah, I make things
Snap and fall apart
So if you wanna hold me boy, you’d better watch your heart
Cause I break things

You say I’m nothing you can’t handle
You’re tougher than enamel
Well baby we’ll seeI’m like a wrecking ball coming
You’re better off running
Bar away from me
Don’t get me wrong now baby I adore ya
It’s only right that I give you fair warning

[CHORUS]
Cause I break things
Anything I touchI just get around and then
I’m bound to tear ‘em upYeah, I make thingsSnap and fall apart
So if you wanna hold me boy, you’d better watch your heart
Cause I break things

Rain is wet
The desert is dry
That’s the way it’ll always be
Fire is hot
It’s dark at night
The sun comes up in the east

And I break things
Anything I touch
I just get around and then I’m bound to tear ‘em up
Yeah, I make things
Snap and fall apart
So if you wanna hold me boy, you’d better watch your heart
Cause I break thingsI break things


So you get the point....

Wish me luck. I need it.
M